Spartacus’s Next Season Will Be Its Last

Spartacus: Vengeance, 209 Photo: Matt Klitscher/Starz Entertainment

Farewell, Spartacus. Starz announced today that the show's third season, Spartacus: War of the Damned, will be its last, which will reduce the amount of sweaty nudity and muscular sexual encounters on cable television by at least half — maybe more, depending on how True Blood fares this season. The show's ten-episode final season doesn't start until January, so you have plenty of time to build a little TV shrine.