The Guy’s Choice Awards. It’s a thing, apparently! I mean, I would think that pretty much any other award could also be called the “Guy’s Choice Award” and it would still be accurate, but I’m glad they’re bringing the subtext right up front over at Spike TV. In any case, the show invited Triumph the Insult Comic Dog to come do a routine, and he was at his Triumphy best. Sure, it’s not quite the same as when he is insulting people he’s interviewing to their faces, but this is the next best thing.