Abby-geddon has struck Lifetime's Dance Moms so hard it reeks of "Tiger Mom" meets "Dance-zilla." And while plenty of instructor Abby Lee Miller's scoldings are aimed at her preteen students, Miller really gets a kick out of ripping into the moms: "You're an uneducated mess!" "You are Satan!" "Ya idiot!" As the third season of Dance Moms picks up tonight, we've compiled what amounts to just a mere sampling of Miller's verbal lashings. Brace yourself for the tirade below.