The first teaser for Twilight: Breaking Dawn - Part 2 focused on Vampire Bella’s big reveal — red eyes, cold hands, and a shot of waxen Kristen Stewart lurking in over-lit woods and staring hungrily at a deer. Undeadening accomplished! So now to the second half of Breaking Dawn’s gripping action, which involves, in case you had forgotten, a pack of Brazilian “immortal children” and an inter-vampire war. This is great news for Michael Sheen, who finally gets the campy lines and hilarious battle garments he deserves; less so for the werewolf pack, who are apparently going to have to suffer through another CGI mental-communication-in-the-rain howling scene. If you somehow missed Renesmee’s official debut last week, this teaser won’t show you her face for some reason, but you can stare at it here. She looks like all the other powdery vampires! Just let her live, Michael Sheen!
