When asked about Bloomberg’s proposed soda band, Jerry Seinfeld responded with Seinfeldian succinctness: “I’m in favor of continuing the accelerated Darwinian process of early death and weeding out most of the population through sugary drinks.” He should’ve added, “What’s the deal with soda? So-da. So… Duh. What is it my teenage niece?” (Yep. I am not Jerry Seinfeld.)