Woman Attacks Husband Over ‘The Onion’


This is real news but it sure reads like fake news. A Wisconsin wife was charged on Monday with one count of disorderly conduct domestic abuse for attacking her husband after finding his copies of The Onion. The women, Lynne Rasbornik (You know what they say? You can’t trust anyone with two first names.), who sounds like a real charmer, is facing up to 90 days in jail. There is still no comment from the husband on why he was married to a humorless lunatic and why if knew he was married to a humorless lunatic, didn’t he just read The Onion online. Remember when people called 9-11 the “death of irony?” Maybe, we need to launch to a PR campaign explaining that this didn’t mean that we must launch a crusade against it.