Hamsters think they’re sooooo cool. Sure, hamsters, you have “ham” in your name and your eyes are so beady that they look like some deity actually placed two identical beads on your face but that doesn’t make you cool. Yeah, one hamster was able to generate over 35 million YouTube views but that doesn’t mean all hamsters should walk around like their shit doesn’t stink because it does; it smells like hamster shit. So, thank you Stephen Colbert for depressing the stuck-up snobs of the rodent family. We are happy to be less happy, if we can take hamsters down with us.
Colbert Is Happy to Depress Hamsters
