Courtney Love Sued by Former Assistant

NEW YORK, NY - DECEMBER 13: Singer/actress Courtney Love attends the after party for the Giorgio Armani & Cinema Society screening of "Albert Nobbs" at the Armani Ristorante on December 13, 2011 in New York City. (Photo by Stephen Lovekin/Getty Images) Photo: Stephen Lovekin/2011 Getty Images

Jessica LaBrie, who worked for Courtney Love from June 2010 to July 2011 and is now shopping a book about the experience, claims Love failed to pay her and also asked her to commit "unlawful and unethical acts" — like hiring a computer hacker and counterfeiting documents. There is also mention of "despicable conduct," which means LaBrie was probably the one forced to slice the toast soldiers every morning just so. Chopping is hard.