Of Course Emma Watson Isn’t Doing the Fifty Shades of Grey Movie

Actress Emma Watson arrives at the 2012 MTV Movie Awards held at Gibson Amphitheatre on June 3, 2012 in Universal City, California. Photo: Jason Merritt/Getty Images

Emma Watson says she's not in talks for the Fifty Shades of Grey movie, despite hilariously false-sounding rumors in the last few weeks. "I haven't read the book, I haven't a read a script, nothing," she tells EW. First Angelina is not directing, and now this? What are people supposed to masturbate to now?