Fred Willard Will Tell His Side of That Arrest Story

Actor Fred Willard arrives at The Academy of Motion Pictures Arts and Science's "The Last 70mm  Film Festival" Screening Of "It's A Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World" at AMPAS Samuel Goldwyn Theater on July 9, 2012 in Beverly Hills, California.
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Fred Willard was arrested last week in an adult cinema, allegedly masturbating. He was fired from PBS's Market Warriors, although he won't face jail time. Now Willard has tweeted: "Wait til u hear my version; much more PG. & my review, lousy film, but theater would make a terrific racquetball court. Full story 2 follow." He adds, "I was not fired from TUWYL so B sure 2 watch  Tues, ABC 9." How has Fred Willard tweeted 1,183 times and not learned Internet-oriented ways to subvert porno theaters?