Here Are Your Roseanne Roasters

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As is the case with their roasts, Comedy Central has assembled a rag tag group of comedians, celebrities, and “celebrities” to roast Roseanne. The list includes Sharon Stone, Carrie Fisher, Katey Sagal and Seth Green (expect Green Party jokes) because I assume they are friends with Roseanne or something. Stone will likely fill the role of crazy person, which has long been a fixture of the roasts. In terms of pros, Jeffrey Ross, Amy Schumer, and Anthony Jeselnik will be there to actually make the thing watchable. The roast shoots this Saturday and will air on August 12. More names will be added in the coming days; hopefully, there will be more comedians and not a random old person again, like William Shatner or Bea Arthur. I wouldn’t fuck her with Roseanne’s dick. (Also, I think she’s dead.)