If Only Joel McHale and Rob Riggle’s ESPY Handshake Could Last Forever


Did this handshake really need to end so soon? Couldn’t they have waited a little longer to announce what was the “Best Third Quarter Right-Handed Dunk By A Lefty In A California-Located NCAA Division II Basketball Game In Which The Winning Team Went On To Win By 8, 13, or 14 Points” or whatever gets awarded at the ESPYs? Below is Rob Riggle’s monologue, which if you’re unfamiliar with sports will just seem like mumbo jumbo mixed with jokes about Cleveland and eyebrows.