Jenna Dewan Joins American Horror Story

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Actress Jenna Dewan arrives at the 2012 Women In Film Crystal + Lucy Awards held at The Beverly Hilton Hotel on June 12, 2012 in Beverly Hills, California. Photo: Michael Buckner/Getty Images

Jenna Dewan has joined the cast of American Horror Story, along with everyone else in the known universe. According to EW, Dewan and the previously announced Adam Levine will play "The Lovers," which probably means they will be super chaste and modestly dressed the whole time, and that no recap will ever use the word writhe to describe any of their interactions. No writhing, no gyrating, no hypnotic stares — none of that.