Kristen Bell Will Star in The Lifeguard

Kristen Bell poses in the Portrait Studio during 2012 CMT Music awards at the Bridgestone Arena on June 6, 2012 in Nashville, Tennessee. Photo: Christopher Polk/2012 Getty Images

Kristen Bell has signed on to star in the indie quarter-life crisis movie The Lifeguard, Deadline reports. She'll play a 30-year-old who quits her adult life and moves back to her hometown, where she resumes her high school lifeguarding job — and starts dating a 16-year-old. Between this and Hello I Must Be Going, regressing women meeting jailbait/underage guys is really in the air.