Lindsay Lohan Had Another Little Car Accident

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Lindsay Lohan, great channeler of legendary actresses and relatively not-great driver, was involved in what those wags at TMZ estimate to be her "5,412th" fender bender on Wednesday, tapping a stationary Mustang on Sunset Boulevard. Since we've already discussed Lohan's early June Porsche-totaling incident and entertained speculation about her using hush money on her constant crash victims, let's try out new theories: Are people somehow tractor-beaming LiLo's cars at themselves for a slice of the limelight? Are all these "victims" really TMZ staffers in the right place at the right time?