Rachel Dratch Tries to Be Cool; Makes Out with Pizza


I don’t know what these young women are thinking, Rachel Dratch is plenty cool. She gives up sandwiches, she does hilarious bits with cafeteria pizza, and she offers to ascertain, chauffeur, and pay for dates. You can sit at my table any weekday, Rachel Dratch. Also, can you get me Pete Za’s phone number? I want to go on a lunch date with him, if you know what I mean. (I want to eat pizza for lunch.)