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Vince Vaughn Sells Brady Bunch Reboot to CBS

HOLLYWOOD, CA - JULY 23:  Actor Vince Vaughn arrives at the premiere of Twentieth Century Fox's 'The Watch' at Grauman's Chinese Theatre on July 23, 2012 in Hollywood, California.  (Photo by Jason Merritt/Getty Images) Vince Vaughn.

Here's the story
Of a pitch gone crazy
A reboot sold to CBS by rich Vince Vaughn.
It's a brand-new Brady Bunch,
Like the old one,
About a Brady spawn.

See, the story's
'bout Bobby Brady,
Who's divorced, with some kids of his own.
He's remarried to a lady
But their exes
Won't leave them all alone.

CBS is lacking any family sitcoms
And the network thought it much more than a hunch
That this show
Could be their Modern Family.
That's the way Vince pitched an all-new Brady Bunch.

The Brady Bunch
The Brady Bunch
That's the way Vince pitched an all-new Brady Bunch.

Photo: Jason Merritt/Getty Images