In 2008, in addition to fighting the United States Government over some unpaid taxes — he is currently serving out his three-year sentence in that matter — Wesley Snipes took on his former talent agency UTA over unpaid commissions. (It was something of a theme that year.) For no other reason than that The Hollywood Reporter uncovered the video, and it is remarkable, here now is a snippet of testimony from Snipes's deposition in that case. It involves some very annoying lawyer talk and Snipes's detailed breakdown of how Hollywood agents are like pimps. Behold:
There you have it! And if there are any bored interns at the IRS who want to leak some of those recordings, you know where to find us.