Walter Hill to Direct Whatever Happened to Baby Jane? Remake

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Here's your stunner of the day: Deadline reports that Walter Hill (The Warriors, 48 Hrs.) has signed on to write and direct a remake of the immortal Bette Davis–Joan Crawford classic Whatever Happened to Baby Jane? Are you torn by shock, fear, revulsion, and a desire to immediately fantasy-cast this with Meryl Streep and Glenn Close? Are today's cinematic news stories being dreamed up by a suddenly gay 13-year-old with a desire for more, more, more? What to do!