Chloë Sevigny Heading to Portlandia

Actress Chloe Sevigny of the New York Stage And Film production "Abigail/1702" attends the New York Stage And Film's 2012 Season Launch at Joe Allen Restaurant on June 12, 2012 in New York City. Photo: Jemal Countess/Getty Images

Chloë Sevigny will be tapping into her inner compost enthusiast on Portlandia next season. According to Entertainment Weekly, she'll guest star as Carrie and Fred's new roommate. This could mean anything! Portlandia is unpredictable. Instead of trying to guess what the new season will include, we present our wish list for trends, thoughts, and social constructs we simply hope the show will cover: drinking vinegars, "yarnstorming," an overcommitment to Instagram, and foot prisons (a.k.a. uncomfortable shoes).