Chuck Lorre Releasing $100 Coffee Table Book

Producer Chuck Lorre attends the star presentation ceremony for actor Jon Cryer on the Hollywood Walk of Fame, September 19, 2011 in Hollywood, California. Cryer, one of the stars of the television show "Two and a Half Men," was honored with the 2,449th star on the famous Hollywood walk. AFP PHOTO / ROBYN BECK (Photo credit should read ROBYN BECK/AFP/Getty Images) Photo: ROBYN BECK/2011 AFP

Chuck Lorre is releasing a coffee table book composed of selections from the vanity cards he airs at the end of each of his shows (Grace Under Fire, Cybill, Dharma & Greg, Mike & Molly, Two and a Half Men, The Big Bang Theory). What Doesn't Kill Us, Makes Us Bitter will cost $100. Yes, $100. The money goes to charity, but that still seems like a lot just to read a rich guy complain about how critics don't like Two and a Half Men enough. The book doesn't include all the vanity cards, but they did throw that extra comma in the title for free, so ...