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There’s a Show Called Eel of Fortune!

OUTWELL, UNITED KINGDOM - SEPTEMBER 30:  Traditional eel fisherman Peter Carter holds an eel at first light on September 30, 2010 near Outwell, England. This is the last day of the eel fishing season, which has been brought forward after new restrictions imposed by the Environment Agency who say stocks of eels are too low. Mr Carter's family have caught eels in the Fens area of Norfolk for 500 years using traditional wicker traps or hives. The hives take 3 hours to make , can last up to two years and are baited with chicken guts, road kill or worms.  (Photo by Peter Macdiarmid/Getty Images) *** Local Caption *** Peter Carter

Animal Planet announced a new show today called Eel of Fortune. Eel of Fortune! The show is actually called Eel of Fortune. (It's about eel fishing, but who even cares? Eel of Fortune!) Of course now we all have to make as many terrible eel puns as possible:

-They were going to call it Jeopardeel, but they wanted to have a wider audience
-They also considered Eel or No Eel, but they wanted to include at least a little bit of skill
-And Let's Make an Eel sounded dated 
-"I would like to buy a vow-eel." 
-The show is hosted by Pat Sajak and Vanna Whitefish 
-At the end, they give you R S T L N and EEL 
-Players try to avoid landing in "tankrupt" 
-The show was created by Merv Grif-fin

And on and on and on ...

Photo: Peter Macdiarmid/Getty Images