Everybody is a comedian on Twitter, but only a select few are truly worthy enough to have all of their witticisms transmitted to you, the ever busy comedy fan trying to navigate through an increasingly congested internet. Every Friday we’ll make your life a little bit easier by introducing you to an individual who consistently makes us laugh and momentarily forget that other days of the week exist.
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Erin Whitehead (@girlwithatail) has been a part of the Upright Citizens Brigade in Los Angeles since 2008 and admits on her official biothat she spends “far too much time” on Twitter, both during the day and at night. Fortunately for us, most of what she has to say is pretty funny. Unfortunately for Erin, doing improv and tweeting isn’t her dream.
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Actually her dreams seem to have a dark edge to them.
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Things are dark even during the waking hours.
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Erin and her mother aren’t on the best of terms.
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Whitehead is not loved.
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But she knows it could be worse. She could be Pacman’s widow.
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It sounds like the Whitehead family have entertaining Thanksgivings.
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Their neighbors have weirder ones.
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Erin has learned how to behave like a normal human being.
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But some self-esteem issues remain.
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Probably because of her name.
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It’s not easy for Erin to articulate all of this.
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If Whitehead ever encounters a genie, she is prepared.
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Her third wish should be for a certain DVD box set.
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Erin has found a major flaw in the whole wedding scam.
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Whitehead knows why sometimes prayers go unanswered.
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God might be busy for another reason.
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Erin isn’t as familiar with the properties of rubber as she claims to be.
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Whitehead can direct the gentleman to this post to begin the bedtime story.
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Roger Cormier believes that Bruce Springsteen and Angela Bower should collaborate on a project.
