Follow Friday: Julian McCullough (@julezmac)

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Everybody is a comedian on Twitter, but only a select few are worthy enough to have all of their witticisms transmitted to you, the ever busy comedy fan trying to navigate through an increasingly congested internet. Every Friday we’ll make your life a little bit easier by introducing you to an individual who consistently makes us laugh. You’re welcome.

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Julian McCullough (@julezmac) is a stand-up who hosts TBS’ Very Funny News and shows his face on MTV2’s Guy Code. According tohis website, he has a two bedroom apartment and really nice sheets. Through Twitter, we also know that Mr. McCullough isn’t the world’s biggest baseball fan.

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He has body issues.

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He doesn’t think much of any of our bodies actually.

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Julian is a worrier.

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Who may be the only one who truly understands Yoda.

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McCullough is a thorough reader.

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Who is destined to be disappointed.

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But at least he knows he could do worse.

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Julian is an accidental heroin addict.

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So it is uncertain if he actually saw what he thinks he saw.

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Do people still bring beach balls to concerts?

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Julian might have a future in fortune cookie writing.

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McCullough asks the right questions.

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I’d love to know what mall this was.

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He witnessed the origin of the Red Hot Chili Peppers.

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And has hung out backstage with The Breeders.

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Julian doesn’t love himself.

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Even though he’s a dragon!

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Roger Cormier wishes that his friends’ wishes were as powerful as Julian McCullough’s.