Heather Graham to Return for ‘The Hangover III’


I guess something might actually happen in the third and final Hangover film. After missing the last installment, Heather Graham is set to come back to play Jade, the stripper with a baby and a heart of a nice stripper. This implies that the movie might feature gross stuff like emotions and caring. Or maybe it just means there’ll be lots of strippers. Director Todd Phillips has stated that he intends on bringing a lot of people back for the last Hangover. He’s said: “It will be a fitting conclusion to our three-part opera of mayhem, despair and bad decisions.” Fitting conclusion? The only fitting conclusion would be if the three guys wake up in a destroyed Eastern European hotel room and Ed Helms goes, “What happened last night?” and Bradley Cooper responds, “You don’t remember?” and Helms goes, “Oh yeah, I remember.” Then Zach Galifianakis wakes up and in unison the three friends sing, in perfect harmony, “We all remember what happened last night. I guess we aren’t hungover anymore but we’re still friends.”