Lindsay Lohan, Charlie Sheen in Scary Movie 5

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After rumors swirled for months that she'd been offered a part, E! is reporting that Lindsay Lohan has now signed on to Scary Movie 5 (the one that will be principally parodying Black Swan), and she'll be joined by returning franchise player Charlie Sheen. Mazel tov! An easy, incident-free production is assured.