Miley Cyrus to Romance Half-Man

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Miley Cyrus will appear on Two and a Half Men next season as the object of Angus T. Jones's affection. According to E!, her "sexy" character will be on "at least several" episodes. Okie doke? The only appropriate reaction to this information is to make McKayla Maroney face and move on.