MTV Cancels Jersey Shore

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The Jersey Shore is about to D its last TF: MTV announced today that the show's upcoming sixth season (which premieres in October) will be its last. But now how will we find out about Snooki's shenanigans, six months after we've read all about them in the tabloids? For those struggling with how to process all their swirling, fake-tanned feelings about this cancelation, MTV has prepared a farewell special called Gym, Tan, Look Back. No, really. [Pours some hair gel on the ground for homies.]