The New Taylor Swift Song Is Definitely Not About Joe Jonas, Says Joe Jonas

LOS ANGELES, CA - SEPTEMBER 07: Singers Taylor Swift and Joe Jonas at the 2008 MTV Video Music Awards at Paramount Pictures Studios on September 7, 2008 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Jeff Kravitz/FilmMagic) Photo: Jeff Kravitz/Getty Images

Not that he was a prime suspect, but Joe Jonas would like to make it clear that "We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together" can't possibly be about his 2008 relationship with Taylor. "I can say it's not about me, because I don't think we've ever tried another time … I can tell you it's not about me," he protested (too much?) to a D.C. radio station. Okay, Jake Gyllenhaal, it's your turn.