Shaq Week Is Like a Scary Shark Week


Riveting. I laughed, I cried, I wondered how hard it was to convince Shaq to hit himself with his shoe. It’s amazing to see him in his natural habitat. It begs so, so many questions: How big must that couch be? He doesn’t wear socks? A navy shirt with dark denim jorts is a bit matchy-matchy, no? Show me a shark in jorts and maybe I’ll participate in your sharked week, Discovery.