Tom Hanks Is Producing a JFK Movie

Actor Tom Hanks attends the after party for the 2012 Concert for the Rainforest Fund at The Pierre Hotel on April 3, 2012 in New York City. Photo: Stephen Lovekin/Getty Images

Tom Hanks is cranking his nostalgia-a-tron to produce a movie about JFK. According to Variety, Parkland (named after the hospital where both Kennedy and Lee Harvey Oswald died) will be an ensemble drama whose characters include Abraham Zapruder, Oswald's family members, and the staff of the hospital. We've said it before and we'll say it again: Eventually, Tom Hanks will have chronicled every important event in American history. You're next, Watergate!