Here’s What Happens When You Keep Pressing Jean-Claude Van Damme on Whether He Had an Affair With Kylie Minogue

"No, no. No. And let's just say it happened, so what? Who wants to know? Sometimes you let go of stuff ... I don't know, maybe … Yes. OK. Yes, yes, yes. It happened. I was in Thailand, we had an affair. Sweet kiss, beautiful lovemaking." —Jean-Claude Van Damme, to a particularly tenacious Guardian reporter looking for good dirt on the 1994 movie adaptation of Street Fighter.