Amy Poehler and Will Arnett Are Separating, All Joy Is Gone From This Earth

BEVERLY HILLS, CA - JANUARY 15: Actors Amy Poehler and Will Arnett arrive at 13th Annual Warner Bros. And InStyle Golden Globe Awards After Party at The Beverly Hilton hotel on January 15, 2012 in Beverly Hills, California. (Photo by Kevork Djansezian/Getty Images)

In the saddest news since our parents got divorced, Amy Poehler and Will Arnett are separating after nine years of marriage. The pair have an almost-4-year-old son, Archie, and a 2-year-old son, Abel. A source tells Us Weekly the split is "very amicable." It doesn't feel amicable. It feels sad and crappy and not at all funny.