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Amy Poehler and Will Arnett Are Separating, All Joy Is Gone From This Earth

In the saddest news since our parents got divorced, Amy Poehler and Will Arnett are separating after nine years of marriage. The pair have an almost-4-year-old son, Archie, and a 2-year-old son, Abel. A source tells Us Weekly the split is "very amicable." It doesn't feel amicable. It feels sad and crappy and not at all funny.