Well, it was not exactly a barn-burner, but the 2012 VMAs did succeed on one front — a bunch of very famous pop stars were gathered together in one televised room. And as always happens in these circumstances, they made faces. Silly, sometimes mean faces. So gather round, friends, and let us relive the greatest frozen moments of last night's MTV spectacular. Lots of of Katy Perry–Rihanna slash fic ahead.