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Please Enjoy The Mob Doctor’s Bizarre Star Wars–Hymen Analogy

So no one watched Mob Doctor last night, which means no one got to appreciate this incredibly awkward analogy in which the mob doctor herself has to explain to a teen patient that her vagina is a womp rat. Or … something. Star Wars and hymens! Tune in next week for "your thyroid is like one of the bad chalices in Last Crusade"! Man, being a mob doctor is a lot different than we thought.

Photo: FOX