All right, audiophiles. It's time to stop trolling eBay for rare Japanese green vinyl and get excited for the true music aficionado's Nobel-Prize-presentation-cum-prom, the VMAs. Personally, I'm looking forward to the "Oh no they didn't!" moments we all tune in for. Maybe some of the One Direction boys will tongue kiss! Maybe a respected music legend will have to say the words "Tity Boi"! Maybe Taylor Swift will show up in a pink pillbox hat and Chanel suit, practicing pronouncing "party platter" in her best Back Bay brogue! And maybe someone’s boob will fall out, making the move over to President Obama’s speech after the show is over all the more culturally whiplash-y. So let’s have fun and forget what Wolf Blitzer's beard looks like for a few pleasant hours, assuming he doesn’t show up for a guest verse with Frank Ocean.