Behold, Your First Look at Schmidt’s Schlong Cast From New Girl

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When Vulture dropped by the set of New Girl last month, Schmidt was busy planning a party to celebrate his fully healed penis, and of course, he kept his genital cast as a souvenir. Since we were exposed to it repeatedly (no matter what else is in a room, one's eyes can't help but always gravitate to a filthy, split-open penis plaster that looks a bit like a bighorn sheep skull) and we couldn’t exactly tell if the cameras were delivering the full effect, we snapped a photo just for you, loyal reader.

It's the gift you never knew you wanted. New Girl returns with two new episodes on Tuesday, Sept. 25.