Start Apologizing to Stephen Colbert, Jews

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I think Lewis Schwartz needs to call the Atone Phone. I called him last week, trying to order some premium sod, and instead I got a plutonium rod. Sure, I was able to build that atomic bomb but it really wreaked havoc on my lawn. No apples or honey for you, Schwartz, until my rose bushes grow back.