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I think Lewis Schwartz needs to call the Atone Phone. I called him last week, trying to order some premium sod, and instead I got a plutonium rod. Sure, I was able to build that atomic bomb but it really wreaked havoc on my lawn. No apples or honey for you, Schwartz, until my rose bushes grow back.

Start Apologizing to Stephen Colbert, Jews