Their necks! Their backs! Etc., etc.
Whether or not they are actual mothers, we aren't sure, so we'll rely on Guyspeed to make that deduction. With that being said, they really do kill it.
Just look at him give sage advice about bees!
Who Was That at the End of the New Avengers Trailer, and Why Should You Be So Excited?Nice to see you, Vision.
Amy Pascal Can’t Move Into Her New Office Because It Smells Like Seth Rogen’s Weed [Updated]Seth Rogen, forever ruining Amy Pascal's life.
Justified Recap: Why Drink to the Future?For long stretches, this episode feels like a very cinematic adaptation of a stage play.
Do I Really Need to Watch Empire? Your Pressing TV Questions, AnsweredPlus: Can I give up on House of Cards? (Yes!)
The New Avengers: Age of Ultron Trailer Finally Shows Paul Bettany’s VisionWait for the very end.
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Trippin’ in AmsterdamThese women never bother to stop and ask if there is something wrong with them. Maybe they should.
Self/less Trailer: Imagine You Looked Like Ben Kingsley But Then Got to Look Like Ryan ReynoldsBecause why not?
Conan O’Brien on Going to Cuba and the State of Late-Night TV"It used to be that big Letterman-Leno feud for about five years, and people acted like it was Ali and Foreman."
The Future of Orchestral Music in Two PiecesA pair of new pieces suggest a way forward in the orchestral world.
And Kate Upton for hers.
Photo Proof That Prince Has Never Been UncoolEven in high school.
There May Never Be Another Movie Star As Big As Will SmithHere's three reasons why.
Mo’Nique Says She Was Supposed to Play Empire’s Cookie First"Mr. Daniels offered me the part of Cookie."
Felicity Huffman on American Crime and Playing an Unlikable Character"The older I get, my characters become less and less likable."
Read an Annotated Excerpt From Adam Rapp’s Novel Know Your BeholderAdam Rapp’s new novel is out now.
Vince Vaughn Got Photoshopped Into Cheesy Stock Photos Because This Is How You Promote a Movie in 2015For this weekend's Unfinished Business release.
Pretty Little Liars Recap: Arrested DevelopmentRead on for the return of the Pretty Little Power Rankings.
Sorry, The Dark Knight, But the Oscars Might Go Back to 5 Best Picture NomineesWell, that didn't last long.
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. Recap: Let’s Get Ready to RumbleYou can sense the great show struggling to burst out of the acceptable show we're currently getting.
Liam Hemsworth and Jeff Goldlbum will also be there.
Comics Stars Jeff Lemire and Dustin Nguyen Dish on Their Robot Space Opera, DescenderPlus, Lemire gabs about his new run on Marvel's Hawkeye!
House of Cards Season 3, Episode 7 Recap: Nothing Is ForeverCan Frank and Claire rebuild after wrecking-balling their marriage?
The Mindy Project Recap: Practice ImperfectMindy as the new Dr. Zizmor is perfection.
New Girl Recap: The BlowoutIt’s strange that a show four seasons in still feels so much like it’s trying to find its footing.
Kanye West Debuted New Music at London’s KOKOThank you, Yeezus.
Modest Mouse’s Isaac Brock Has an Alien Story, and a Semi-Related SingleWhat's up with rock bands and alien encounters?
Chris Hemsworth Is a Dirty Dancing Death Trap in SNL PromosWatch out, Kate McKinnon.
‘Conan in Cuba’ Looks Like an Absurd Reverse-Borat Episode"Is this a rice?" No.
X-Men Receive Wes Anderson Treatment in Spot-on Fan-Made Mash-upColors, mutants, pretension! Yum!
We learn more about Louis and Jessica, both as individuals and as a couple.
Introducing ‘The Vulture TV Podcast’Now you can listen to us talk TV too!
What If Justin Bieber’s Calvin Klein Ads Had Much More Comedian Belly in Them?Romantic.
John Slattery on the Mad Men Scene He Wishes They’d Kept"Man, I wish … we should go back and shoot that."
12 Best New Songs of the WeekKelela, Leon Bridges, Action Bronson, and more.
‘Digital’s Bitches’: The New Museum TriennialThese curators understand, finally, that there's no such thing as "digital art."
Big Sean Goes ‘Waaaay Up’ (Literally) in the Video for ‘Blessings’ With Drake and KanyeThey take going "waaaay up" very literally.
Michael McKean Talks Playing a Shut-in on Better Call SaulAnd why Chuck's affliction is real.
Helen Mirren, the Fairy Godmother of Broadway Parties"Broadway dish night."
Watch Jon Stewart Knee Seth Rollins in the Nuts on WWE RawGet this guy a full-time wrestling gig.
"Everything is new, but nothing has Chang-ed."
The Second Best Exotic Marigold Hotel Writer Ol Parker on Good Sequels, and Judi Dench and Maggie Smith’s 60-Year Friendship"It’s the easiest thing in the world, when you’re 80, to not go to India to make a movie. So I couldn’t believe that they showed up again."
Can Empire’s High Ratings Cure Lucious’s ALS?Lucious Lyon’s ALS diagnosis may not be as fatal as they’ve been spinning it.
House of Cards Has a Frank-and-Claire ProblemThis is where they're going with this?
Ex Machina Is Like I, Robot, But If the Robots Were SexyStarring Domhnall Gleeson and Oscar Isaac.
David Letterman Discovers His Son’s Hidden Talent"Whenever I'm around talented kids, I begin to wonder, 'Is my kid talented?'"
Better Call Saul Recap: Shake-ups and Jell-O CupsA talking toilet, a Hummel figurine, and other life-changing encounters.
A Timeline of the Abuse Charges Against Bill Cosby [Updated]Thirty women have now publicly accused the comedian.
February’s Best Entertainment PhotographyOne of the best months ever!
Netflix Wants Cary Fukunaga’s Beasts of No Nation, Starring Idris ElbaIt will premiere in 2015.