This week, Nicole Byer sidles up to the Genius Bar and walks away with a plate full of hot mess. A whole bottle of Georgi, a tight weave, and an unjustified night of living it up beyond the velvet rope results in the only thing it should, a warm puddle of ignominous haze. Apologies to developmentally disabled cockatiels everywhere.
Nicole Byer is a comedian and actress who continues to burn bridges and break hearts all over New York City. See her be brilliant on stage improvising with Bucky on Tuesdays or with her sketch team Fambly on Mondays, all at the UCB theater in Chelsea. She told her story at the hilarious show My High School Boyfriend Was Gay at the UCBeast.