Lindsay Lohan's last appearance on the big screen was in 2010's Machete, and for her return to theaters, it looks like she may be sticking to the grindhouse genre. The production team behind Paul Schrader's upcoming The Canyons just released an online teaser trailer for the movie, which was scripted by Bret Easton Ellis and stars Lohan opposite porn star James Deen, and the teaser intentionally takes on a campy tone and degraded-film aesthetic. The question is, how much does the film itself actually channel that wink-wink vibe? The second question, of course, is how any of these actors sound delivering Ellis's dialogue, since there isn't a single bit of speech to be found here.
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