Seth: "Stefon, a lot of tourist are being forced to stay in New York because of Hurricane Sandy. Can you give them advice for fun things to do?"
Stefon: "Yes. If you like hurrying and canes, New York's hottest club is This Kiss. Club promoter slash all-male Carly Rae Jepsen tribute band Carl Lee Ray and Jep's Son has gone all out, and this place has everything: living photographs, key-tars, people in masks, the lead singer of Puddle of Mudd, bedsheet pants.
Seth: "Bedsheet pants?"
Stefon: "It’s that thing when a Canadian pop star cuts a few holes in a bedsheet and puts it on her tiny legs."