Follow Friday: Chase Mitchell (@ChaseMit)

Everybody is a jokester on Twitter, but only a select few are truly worthy enough to have all of their witticisms transmitted to you, the ever busy comedy fan trying to navigate through an increasingly congested internet. Every Friday we’ll make your life a little bit easier by introducing you to an individual who consistently makes us laugh and momentarily forget that other days of the week exist.

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According to Chase Mitchell (@ChaseMit), Chase Mitchell is a staff writer for both someecards and happyplace, a Weekend Update contributor and a freelance sandwich artist. Three of those four jobs have been since confirmed. Further research has shown that he is clearly not a Civil War expert.

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And he is not good with names.

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Chase expects too much out of technology.

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In fact he gets bored with technology a little too quickly.

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However, Mitchell occasionally will empathize with the machines.

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Chase figured out why Todd Akin said that thing he did that time.

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He also solved a 12 year old Olympic mystery.

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And turned Olympic lemons into Olympic hard lemonade.

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He knows of the dangers of alcohol.

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Then again, he’s blissfully unaware of some of them.

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Chase has had at least one bad experience playing Monopoly.

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Mitchell cut Fred Willard some backhanded slack.

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He just wants Rush Limbaugh to be happy.

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Chase should have been Mitt Romney’s campaign manager.

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Or actually maybe Mitt doesn’t need his help.

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At least he knew it was going to happen later that night.

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Chase gave the replacement refs more credit than most.

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Mitchell doesn’t like it when things go to waste.

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He might get hungry and distracted if you talk about your dog.

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Mitchell knows how to get JGL to read your screenplay.

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Roger Cormier is still searching for Lance Armstrong’s bike on craigslist.

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