Nelly Was Detained in Sierra Blanca Last Night

Recording artist Nelly performs during CW's "The Next" Taping at The Orpheum Theatre on October 4, 2012 in Los Angeles, California. Photo: Frederick M. Brown/Getty Images

Cops found “36 small baggies of heroin” (yikes) and more than “ten pounds of marijuana” on his tour bus, and his weed carrier (a guy named Brian Keith Jones) was arrested. Nelly, seriously, we told you to go through Albuquerque.