President Obama Believes a Nicki-Mariah Peace Treaty Can Happen in Our Time

FAIRFAX, VA - OCTOBER 05: U.S. President Barack Obama speaks during a campaign event in the Center form Performing Arts at George Mason University's Fairfax campus October 5, 2012 in Fairfax, Virginia. After a lackluster debate performance against Republican presidential nominee and former Massachusetts Gov. Mitt Romney October 3, Obama's campaign was bouyed by Friday's jobs numbers which showed a drop in the unemployment rate from 8.1 to 7.8 percent. (Photo by Chip Somodevilla/Getty Images) Photo: Chip Somodevilla/2012 Getty Images

“I think that they are going to be able to sort it out,” the real president of the United States replied when asked about the Great Nicki-Mariah feud. But whose side is the president on? “Mariah, she’s actually done some events for us.  I’ve gotten to know her and Nick … she’s a wonderful lady.” Uh oh.  “Nicki I don’t know, but I’ve got her on my iPod.” Sir, have you seen the video? Nicki does not respond well to this sort of thing.