“I think that they are going to be able to sort it out,” the real president of the United States replied when asked about the Great Nicki-Mariah feud. But whose side is the president on? “Mariah, she’s actually done some events for us. I’ve gotten to know her and Nick … she’s a wonderful lady.” Uh oh. “Nicki I don’t know, but I’ve got her on my iPod.” Sir, have you seen the video? Nicki does not respond well to this sort of thing.