The Rolling Stones Will Celebrate Their 50th Anniversary in New Jersey

BRUSSELS, BELGIUM - JUNE 01: (L-R) Keith Richards, Ronnie Wood, Mick Jagger and Charlie Watts of The Rolling Stones pose for a photograph during a dress rehearsal prior to the opening concert of the 2007 European leg of their 'A Bigger Bang' World Tour at the Videohouse on June 1, 2007 in Brussels, Belgium. This leg of the Tour begins on June 5 at Werchter Park, Belgium and is due to be completed in August in London, England. (Photo by Getty Images) *** Local Caption *** Ron Wood;Mick Jagger;Keith Richards;Charlie Watts Photo: Getty Images/2007 Getty Images

Though they'd been rumored for a Barclays run, the Rolling Stones will instead play their Golden Jubilee concerts in Newark (on December 13 and 15).  They also announced two dates in London. Sorry, Brooklyn, Manhattan, and the rest of the continental United States!