Tallest Donkey on Earth Is Crazy Big

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Her name is Oklahoma Sam, and she's an "emotional," four-year-old American Mammoth Jackstock living in Santa Cruz. The Guinness Book of World Record clocks her in at a whopping "15.3 hands" (155.45 cm; 5 ft., 1 in) tall, and her stock is "said to have been developed by President George Washington" as a way to create mules fit for manual labor on the farm. Not to go all PETA on you, but is there any way you could pledge allegiance to the flag ever again without thinking of Sam working overtime?