Taylor Swift and Conor Kennedy Are Done

Taylor Swift, Conor Kennedy Photo: Paul Adao/INFPhoto.com

Us Weekly gets the suspiciously timed scoop: "They quietly parted ways a while ago," according to a friend. "It was just a distance thing." Or an "I am a 22-year-old woman and don't want to hang out in your Massachusetts dorm" thing. But what will Ethel say?! Will Taylor sell the Hyannis Port house? Is Patrick Schwarzenegger involved? Contemplate these questions while blasting "All Too Well" in Taylor's honor. (We know she wrote it for Jake, but that song is already a breakup classic. Trust.)