ABC Is Developing a TV Show Based on Disney’s Big Thunder Mountain Railroad Ride

Players from the University of Oregon Ducks celebrating the 98th Rose Bowl Game ride Big thunder Mountain Railroad at Disneyland park on December 27, 2011 in Anaheim, California. Photo: Paul Hiffmeyer/Disney Parks/Getty Images

Disney's Big Thunder Mountain Railroad is a damn fine rollercoaster. So naturally, ABC is developing a TV show based on it. The network recently picked up a "supernatural adventure drama script" that promises 45 minutes of boredom followed by three minutes of action and an ending covered in puke.