Everybody fancies themselves as some sort of wizard that can conjure up laughter by a few strokes of a keyboard, but only a few tweeters are truly worthy enough to have all of their witticisms transmitted to you, the ever busy comedy fan trying to navigate through an increasingly congested internet. Every Friday we’ll make your life a little bit easier by introducing you to an individual that you might not know about who consistently makes us laugh and momentarily forget that other days of the week exist.
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Wreal Wrad Wraith, a.k.a. @bugbucket, is a part of the universe known in some circles as “Weird Twitter,” a term designated for twitter accounts that try to be different in a juvenile way at worst, original, surreal, poetic, influenced by Burroughs’ cut up technique at its best. Wrad is one of the higher profile members, but that’s no reason to trust him alone in your medicine cabinet.
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Or near the children in the ball pit.
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Or near your pets.
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Wreal has a tough history with dogs.
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And had a tougher childhood.
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But Wreal handled it better than his sister.
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Besides, the Bono kids had it even worse.
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Wraith possesses a healthy self-image.
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Despite a dry spell.
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But it’s not like he’s completely lonely.
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It’s not like the endgame looks too promising.
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Wraith most likely will be watching Community when it returns to its Thursday at 8 slot.
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And has definitely seen Ron Swanson.
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Wreal sees the moon for the hack it truly is.
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And us for who we really are.
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Be careful about those new iPhones.
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And about being impatient on the sidewalk.
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Yes, even Bug Bucket can get political.
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Roger Cormier will be waiting for the light to change for the next four days.
